Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Perils of being proudly semi-literate in Bengalee

Shyamal is tickled pink by this true story, circa 1965:


Dangerous indeed is half-knowledge:
Nudging in Calcutta's surge-surge-surge
Pining for the plush airport at Dum-Dum
Double words on buses being very very seldom
Semi-literacy led us to the sludgy Budge-Budge!

Nehru - Jinnah Conundrum

Yesterday I saw a couple of weird TV grabs which took me back to Nehru and Jinnah: both Westernized lawyers, instinctively secular and irreligious, power-hungry inimical politicians who wrote this country's modern history.

Both of them would have shuddered at these pictures; but perhaps compromised for staying in power...I hope I am not too harsh on the Chacha of one nation and the Father of the other...warring and sparring till Eternity...

Nehru's shudder: "A smiling Advani, clad in a saffron headgear, ceremonially unsheathing a sword gifted to him".

Jinnah's shudder: "A slim lady, fully veiled in black but for a creepy slit revealing a couple of hazel eyes, speaking fluently in British English, defending Sharia and the Taliban".

.......But Advani fell in love with Jinnah lately and got into hot waters...

Would Nehru have fallen in love with the 'hazel-eyes' and got into cold waters?

Bloggers Anthem

Hail Blogosphere!
All are welcome here
You may have little to say
Still you can say it here

Other spheres are round
But this one is profound
Empty your heads here
They will be lost and found

This is the beauty of our Blogosphere
A cat can wink at a king here
And like his Cheshire forebear
Grin, delete and disappear!

For truly this is the Wonderland
Alice and Tompkins would understand
Gamow meets his Carroll here
Prose and Verse hand in hand!


Others publish and perish
Here you post and cherish
Till the Net weaves its Web
You stay here and flourish

Hail Blogosphere
You are welcome here!


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Pratik catches Blogospherinza!

Pratik takes his potshots:


There was a poet called Shakespeare,
Who wrote a tragedy named `King Lear',
Never dreamt of in his philosophy,
Quoting him Chakrabarti and Sastry,
Fighting over Blogosphere after 400 year!



Was it in King Lear of Shakespeare?
Or it was in `Nonsense' of Edward Lear?
Forget history O dear!
For you mustn't fear,
Writing one especially in Blogosphere!


Have a great GO!


Anonymous posts:

Steve Weinberg, returning from Texas,
Brings dimensions galore to perplex us,
But the extra ones all
Are rolled up in a ball
So tiny it seldom affects us.



gps responds:

Thanx for the lovely limerick
Here no need to be a maverick
This is a free sphere
None here need fear
You can throw a brick or stick!

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Cat can wink at a king here...Indian Physics Innocence

Just now I read Dr. P. K. Iyengar's wonderful tribute to Homi Bhabha on his Birth Centenary.

A great tribute to a great Scientist and a born Leader!

But, this happened to recall some qualms I always had about what I call: "The Indian Physics Innocence".

....That was a lecture I attended in the S. N. Bose Seminar Room at IIT KGP. Dr. Iyengar was giving a wonderful talk on the topic of the day: "Cold Fusion". Great orator. Many skeptics questioned its feasibility. Dr. Iyengar snapped: "I have done Neutron Counting all my life, so I should know."

Cold Fusion was the supposed answer for our future energy needs..cheap and efficient...it went cold in no time...a crazy idea born abroad...crazy ideas are the stuff of science...e.g.: when everyone thought it was Radium, two dogged chemists (as I wrote elsewhere) insisted it was Barium; and the Bomb was born in 6 years....but such and such and so and so don't happen daily...

Then; our tech-savvy Rajiv Gandhi as P.M. was roped in as Chairman of another Nobel-winning thing: "High Temperature Superconductivity"...a cure for all energy losses; where has it gone?

And meanwhile someone said there is a "Fifth Force": and we went into deep pits to discover it...does it exist?

Indian Physics is very vibrant and colorful...but maybe a little innocent...

But, innocence that never hurt anyone; and maybe a day will come:"out of babes and innocents":

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Matthew 21:16: And said unto him, Hearest thou what these say? And Jesus saith unto them, Yea; have ye never read, Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings thou hast perfected praise?

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Surely I am not competent enough to criticize stalwarts : but this is the beauty of our Blogosphere...here a cat can look at a king;


Here we go again:

This is the beauty of our Blogosphere
A cat can wink at a king here
And like his Cheshire forebear
Grin, delete and disappear!

For truly this is the Wonderland
Alice and Tompkins would understand
Gamow meets his Carroll here
Prose and Verse hand in hand!

Hail Blogoshpere!
All are truly friends here.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Nervous Breakdown..take heart!

"Failed in business at age 31. Defeated for legislature at 32. Again failed in business at 34. Sweetheart died at 35. Had a nervous breakdown at 36. Defeated at election at 38. Defeated for Congress at 43. Defeated at Congress at 46. Defeated at Congress at 48. Defeated for Senate at 55. Defeated for Vice President at 56. Defeated for Senate at 58. Elected President at 60"....

Guess who? Abraham Lincoln:

http://www.squidoo.com/nervousbreakdown


I didn't know these details. I only read that, with Charlie Chaplin and William James (great company!), Lincoln too suffered a nervous breakdown and pulled through in those days when there was little medication and less understanding....

A deadly joke:

"Mrs. Lincoln, now; ahem.. apart from the shooting incident, how did you like the play?"

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Hail Blogosphere!

Hail Blogosphere!
All are welcome here
You may have little to say
Still you can say it here

All spheres are round
But this one is profound
Empty your heads here
They will be lost and found

Others publish and perish
Here you post and cherish
Till the Net weaves its Web
You stay here and flourish

Hail Blogosphere
You are welcome here!


(to be continued indefinitely; you are welcome to contribute!)


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Shyamal fumes:


Will this newly invented Blogosphere
Produce a Milton or a Shakespeare
Or a Dickens or James Joyce?
For blog is no melody but noise
For there are a million bloggers there.


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gps responds:


Shyamal's cross with our Blogosphere:
Can it cook up a Shakespeare?
Well, kitchens and loos have their use,
The Bard may love this Gloriousphere!



Let me quote from a respected source: http://www.poetry-online.org/limericks.htm


"...Limericks as a form of poetry has survived the test of time dating back for centuries! And whilst the poetic and literary skills of Shakespeare are not necessary for the composition of a limerick the great Bard himself did in fact write limericks which can be found in two of his greatest plays - Othello and King Lear"....

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Disclaimer: The distasteful word: 'Blogosphere' is not my invention. It has been listed in the online Webster: www.m-w.com since 2002:

blogosphere
One entry found.

Main Entry:
blog·o·sphere Listen to the pronunciation of blogosphere
Pronunciation:
\ˈblä-gə-ˌsfir\
Function:
noun
Date:
2002

: all of the blogs on the Internet as a collective whole

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Pratik takes his potshots:


There was a poet called Shakespeare,
Who wrote a tragedy named `King Lear',
Never dreamt of in his philosophy,
Quoting him Chakrabarti and Sastry,
Fighting over Blogosphere after 400 year!



Was it in King Lear of Shakespeare?
Or it was in `Nonsense' of Edward Lear?
Forget history O dear!
For you mustn't fear,
Writing one especially in Blogosphere!


Have a great GO!



Here we go again:

This is the beauty of our Blogosphere
A cat can wink at a king here
And like his Cheshire forebear
Grin, delete and disappear!

For truly this is the Wonderland
Alice and Tompkins would understand
Gamow meets his Carroll here
Prose and Verse hand in hand!

Hail Blogoshpere!
All are truly friends here.


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Anonymous posts:

Steve Weinberg, returning from Texas,
Brings dimensions galore to perplex us,
But the extra ones all
Are rolled up in a ball
So tiny it seldom affects us.



gps responds:

Thanx for the lovely limerick
Here no need to be a maverick
This is a free sphere
None here need fear
You can throw a brick or stick!


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