Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Obama bans Outsourcing!

With apologies to Late Raj Kapoor:


Mera Jootha hai yeh Cheeni
Yeh Pathloon Hindusthani
Sar pe Peele Topee Brazili
Phir bhi Dil hai Mike Obami!

Celebrating Silver Jubilee

Trevera? Innova?
Skoda? Indica?
Benz?
Matiz?
Maruti Wah Wah!

Curiosity kills Beauty?

Rain, in Spain,
Sun and Newton;
What Ho!
Rainbow!
But why Deg. 41?

It took 3 decades to figure out a precise answer to satisfy poor ME!

The Answer:

Because at that angle,
Deviation is minimal,
Refracted rays are parallel,
When vision is 'Normal',
The eye lens gathers them all!


The answer,my friend,
As in life,
Is worse
than the riddle!



Old Man and the ME!

Pity the Old One
Very like ME
All teeth gone
Very like MINE
But I have pension
He has NONE!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Slapstick

Limerick
If it's quick
Suits ridicule
Weapon of a Failure
Pick stick and flick!

The Lowly Lovely Limerick

What brings a smile to my lips
Ought to lift up your spirits
The Art
The Craft
Lies in lowly Limericks

Monday, February 23, 2009

Humanity's secret longing

Some love Vanity
Others prefer Sanity
But at heart
...At last
We all value Dignity.