Thursday, September 3, 2015

I'm Nervous!

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Ishani is now quite a lady. Independent and helpful. She goes to her new school by bus and returns. No more driving duties for me. She is in Grade 1 and feels proud.

The other day she gave me an invite from her school for the Grandparents Day. They are celebrating it the coming Monday, 7th September.

I demurred but was vetoed by all. I said ok.

This morning she told me:

"You have been selected to tell us a story"

I said, no way.

She then rebuked me:

"Our mam already has taken down your name. She asked me if my grandpa would tell a story. And I said oh, yes. You can't say no now!"

I said: "I don't know any story"

She then fetched a booklet titled, 'Goldilocks and the three bears'. And sat in front of me and said:

"I will read it aloud and you repeat word by word. And practice it. You have the whole weekend for you."

I said, "Alright"

And it was time for her to run to catch her school bus.

And I am terribly nervous...it is more than a decade since I spoke in a classroom....

Wish me luck!




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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Voice Control

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"No one was injured due to the alert driver."

...ToI Page 5  Monday 31 August 2015



gps: "The alert driver injured no one"





...Posted by Ishani

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Friday, August 14, 2015

Read and Throttle Writers

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"We prefer to ban books rather than read them and throttle academics and writers."

...ToI Page 10 Thursday 13 August 2015



...Posted by Ishani

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Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Deadly Sentence

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"The NLU is compiling data on all prisoners who have been executed since independence with the help of the central government."


...ToI Page 9, Tuesday 4 August 2015






...Posted by Ishani

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Sunday, August 2, 2015

Terrific Typos

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"The bench also took into consideration the typographical error wherein the state of Andhra Pradesh, instead of the central government, was directed to release funds..."

...ToI Page 5 Saturday 1 August 2015




gps: This reminds me of the morning when a senior professor entered the exam hall at IIT KGP thirty years back and announced a typo in his question paper to be corrected by his students: 

"Replace piston with flywheel in Question #3"






...Posted by Ishani

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Thursday, July 30, 2015

Cyberabad Runners

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"After being on the run for for nearly a fortnight, the Cyberabad police have finally arrested 22-year-old Amit singh..."


ToI Page 3 Wednesday July 29, 2015


gps: Run, Police, Run!

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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Common Man - 57

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"2 langurs deployed at President's residence to scare away monkeys"

...DC Page 3 Wednesday 1 July 2015





దండుల దండుల కోతులు
అండగ రామునుకి నిల్చి ఆదర మొందెన్
దండింప నట్టి కోతుల 
కొండల లంగూర్ల పంప క్రూరము మోడీ






...Posted by Ishani

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