Raadhaa Rhymes 9

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81.
Said the old Squirrel to the Nut:
‘All my teeth have gone phut,
They can only suck,
But no longer crack’;
Said the Nut to the Squirrel:
‘You hold me very well;
Try to throw me up and catch,
We can play a set and match!’

82.
Said the Army Raincoat
To the ladies’ Umbrella:
‘You look so cute and great
And so very tra-la,
What makes you so proud,
And feel so very good?’
‘Two sets of fine ribs,
Clad in satin blouses,
Two sleek spines
And two sets of springs’;
‘But one little gale
Will blow up your top;
Make look so pale
And go flip-flop,
Flip-flop, flip-flop!’