A Bouquet of Epitaphs

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Flower Girl: "Ring, a ring o' roses, Pocket full of posies;.....we all fall down!"

Grad Student: "The Deadline Met Her"

Chain Smoker: "What a Matchless Hell!"

Hyderabadi Nawabi: "Kai ku? Ha! Mai Aatum; Jarrasa Ruko!"

Drug Addict: "Coldest Turkey"

Software Developer: "Latest 'Release'..Beta Version"

Schizophrenic: "Just another Delusion"

Psychiatrist: "It's all in the Mind"

Politician: "Got his Ticket at last!"

Telengana Activist: "Turned Hellengana Activist"

Diabetic: "Death is so Sweet!"

Policeman: "No FIR"

Lawyer: "I shall appeal!"

IAS Officer: "Punishment Posting!"

NRI: "Status Unchanged"

SDM: "DB is here, but gps is always Late"

Beautician: "Have to tackle the Beast"

Gaya ka Panda: "No need for Last Rites!"

R K Narayan: "Dev Anand missGuided me"

Wordsworth: "Forget the Cloud but they sure were Daffodils!"

Keats: "Grecian Urn is now an Empty Kitty"

Particle Physicist: "God's a Particle"

String Theorist: "The Last Dimension isn't folding up!"

Fred Hoyle: "Working on Continuous Destruction"

Darwin: "Pope accepted me...I now deny Evolution"

Microsoft: "Turns Nanohard"

Apple: "They bit me and found half a worm"

gps: "Snatched from his cozy bLog Cabin"


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