Truthfulness

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The Old Court Jester of Avanti begged the King that he was tired of jesting for forty years and wished to retire gracefully.

The King was pleased and pensioned him off to Hyderabad.

Since Avanti turned out to be a Happening Place, its CM wanted the Best and went through the Resume's in Minister.com and appointed a CJ from the Midwest with a Degree in Jesting from an Ivy League School at whopping Pay & Perks.

When the New CJ arrived, he was advised by the CM that he should talk to the retired CJ before taking up his duties.

The New CJ brushed off the suggestion and said he was trained in Multicultural and Crosscultural Jesting.

As soon as he arrived at his new Post, everyone including the King was stunned by the brilliance of the New Arrival.

The New CJ straightaway wanted to Jest with the King on his Appearance as taught in Unit 1 of the Ivy League Course.

New CJ said that the King's ears looked like the Indian Elephants'. The King laughed and everyone laughed.

New CJ said that the King's nose looked like an Indian Garlic Bulb. The King laughed and everyone laughed.

New CJ said that the King's head looked like an Indian Pumpkin. The King laughed and everyone laughed.

New CJ said that the King's head under his Crown was in Truth as bald as an Indian Hen's Egg.

The King's face grew red and he rose and left.

Under the Fineprint of the Contract which the New CJ didn't bother to read, he was hanged and his body flown First Class A/C Cargo to the Midwest.

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Pratik accused that I am like a Polarizer: I absorb all Inconvenient Truths and pass only Convenient Truths.

Proof:

Reco-Mela 2: http://gpsastry.blogspot.com/2010/08/reco-mela-2.html

scored a Century of Hits just now.

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