Here are a few tidbits gleaned from my favorite newspaper Deccan Chronicle
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London, June 6:
"A new study has revealed that women are more selfish than men and are more likely to criticize their friends behind their backs"
gps: What is NEW about it?
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"It also claimed that they ignore charity workers at the front door more than men"
gps: This reminds me of a family joke:
A new daughter-in-law drives away a beggar from their door. Upon which the old mother-in-law took umbrage and recalls the beggar; and drove him away saying: "Who is this upstart to usurp my powers from Day 1?"
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"Women are also less likely to return a favor and don't bother handing money back after seeing someone drop it"
gps: Serves the chappies right...they will be more careful henceforth
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"More than half of females admitted they chose the evening meal without taking their partner into consideration"
gps: Land for the tiller and menu for the toiler
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"Blokes fared slightly better...helping out elderly with heavy shopping bags"
gps: Must be unemployed and dipping their hands into the bags...and asking for a tip too
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"Men were also far from being squeaky clean"
gps: Cave-men attract females
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"Incredibly half of the people said they committed two or more selfish acts every day"
gps: Apart from lying in questionnaires
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"You may boast of having an impressive list of friends on social networking sites but a new study suggests that your brain can't handle more than 150 friends"
gps: All of them friends in "need"
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"Elephants flirt and argue like humans"
gps: The reporter must be voyeuristic
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Word Power
Learned a couple of new words today
solatium
Earlier called 'ex-gratia' or 'compensation'
Reminds me of County Hospital featuring Laurel and Hardy where Laurel confuses solarium delightfully with aquarium
http://www.220.ro/funny/LAUREL-HARDY/HvNk0em6do/
2. humormonger
yours truly
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Dear Sir,
ReplyDeleteIs a family joke a joke about a family incident or just something that was told often in the family?
Dear Don:
ReplyDeleteNo smoke without fire...I happen to know the two ladies in question by their reputation.
:).Thank you!
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