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HYDERABAD: Minutes after President Pranab Mukherjee drove into Rashtrapati Nilayam on Monday afternoon, a four-foot cobra was spotted slithering towards the heritage building at Bolarum leading to some tense moments...

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/hyderabad/President-arrives-cobra-scare-at-RP-Nilayam/articleshow/47872027.cms






శ్రీనాథు తల్ప మొదిలితి 
హర్నాథుని కంఠ మొదల హర్షము తోడన్
నిన్నాహ్వానించుటకై
ప్రాణాపాయ మయెనాకు ప్రణభ ముఖర్జీ 




...Posted by Ishani

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A python died after eating a porcupine at the Lake Eland Game Reserve in South Africa.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150627043629-python-porcupine-exlarge-169.jpg

"12 ft python's last supper: 13 kg porcupine"

...ToI Page 10 Monday 29 June 2015





కొండంత కొండ చిలువొక
కుండంతటి ముళ్ళ పంద్ని కూరుకు మ్రింగన్
కొండంటి కొండ చిలువయు
పొట్టంతయు చీలి చచ్చె పాపం మోడీ

...Posted by Ishani

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http://lowres.jantoo.com/law-policing-trials-courtrooms-attorney-moral_compasses-judge-12266114_low.jpg

"Tainted ministers must go!...BJP veteran"

...DC Front Page, Monday 29 June 2015




లలిత కుమారద్వానీ
పలికితి వీనాడు నీత్లు పలు విధములు నీ
దళములు బాబ్రిని గూల్చగ
కులుకుచు మెచ్చితివి నీదు కరసేవకులన్





...Posted by Ishani

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http://gallery.indiatvnews.com/16224.jpg

"Hyderabad Road Rage"

...DC news item



ఆటోను బైకు కొట్టెనొ
ఆటో బైకుకు తగిలెనొ ఆరోపణలో
ఆటో వడు బైకువడిని
ఘాటుగ నొక లెంప దెబ్బ కొట్టగ తిట్టన్


బైకు వడాటో వాడ్ని
షోకుగ నెత్తినొక టెయ్య షాకుకు చచ్చెన్
లోకులు "నీవెవర" నడగ
"తగ్గురు ట్రైనరును నేను తాయికు వాండో"





...Posted by Ishani

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Star Launch

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http://www.manjul.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/310808pol.jpg

"Venkat Reddy says CPI will launch star demanding houses and land for the poor"

...DC Page 6 Saturday 27 June 2015





gps: Some rocket that!





...Posted by Ishani

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At the end of the hour-long duel, the bull hurled the tiger in the air and forced it to flee.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/thumb/msid-47838812,width-300,resizemode-4/bulls.jpg

పంజలు కోరలు గోళ్ళును
కించిత్తును లేక గూడ గిట్టలు కొమ్ముల్
సంచితమై ఎద్దు పులిని
గుంజుచు కుమ్ముచును చావ గొట్టెను మోడీ 





...Posted by Ishani

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http://www.timescontent.com/photos/preview/271700/Lalu-Prasad-Yadav-Rabri-Devi.jpg

"What is there with degrees? Irani is real. She is a woman. She respects me a lot: Lalu Prasad Yadav"

...DC Page 8 Friday 26 June 2015





ఎమ్మెలు బియ్యెల కన్నను
కమ్మని స్వీటులను బెట్టు కోమలి నయమౌ
నమ్మురు నామాట నిజము
రమ్మురు వంటింటిలోకి రబిడిని జూడన్





...Posted by Ishani

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http://www.toonpool.com/user/997/files/books_paranoia_library_266055.jpg

KCR says Andhra poets don't belong to Telengana:


నన్నయ తిక్కన పెద్దన
తెన్నలి తిమ్మన ధురజటి తెలగణ ద్రోహుల్
శ్రీనాథు డెర్ర ప్రగ్గడ 
పన్నుగ కారుర మనోళ్ళు పాడెన్ కట్టెయ్

...Posted by Ishani

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http://www.cartertoons.com/toons/computers/senile_onstar.jpg

"Yashwant Sinha: All above 75 are 'brain dead' in NDA"

...DC Page 8 Thursday 25 June 2015







యశవంతుడు బలవంతుడు
అసమర్థుడ ఎటుల జూడ అన్నా మోడీ?
అసమంజస మద్వానికి
ముసిలోడగు మురళి జోష్కి మర్యాదేనా?




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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/11/06/article-2488000-193684EB00000578-274_634x280.jpg

"Court takes up Smriti degree...Raje, Lalit 'links' pop...Pakistan floods India with fake currency"

...DC, ToI Thursday 25 June 2015



ఇటువేపు ఫేకు డిగ్రీల్
అటువేపున ఫేకు నోట్లు హద్దులు మీరన్
అటుఇటు రాజును రాజే
ఎటులనొ నీవీ భరతము నేలుట మోడీ




...Posted by Ishani

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Women in Suitcases

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http://www.toonpool.com/user/997/files/police_husband_bore_death_231215.jpg

"The SHE team of Hyderabad City Police on Tuesday arrested three persons for teasing women in two different cases"

...DC Page 7 Wednesday 24 June 2015



gps: Suitcases?





...Posted by Ishani

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http://www.toonpool.com/user/997/files/based_actual_events_history_scho_1516465.jpg

"Bid to add saffron tint to history texts?"

...ToI Front Page Wednesday 24 June 2015





హిందు చరితమును మ్లేఛ్ఛులు
ఛిందర వందరగ జేసి ఛంపిరి లంజల్
వందేళ్ళ లోన నేనే
సుందరముగ దిద్దు జూడు స్మృతుల నిరానీ






...Posted by Ishani

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http://www.thehindu.com/multimedia/dynamic/01343/28dmc_biryani_cent_1343357f.jpg

"An RTI reply has revealed that the MPs are served with 76 mouth-watering variety of meals at highly subsidised rates"

...DC Front Page Wednesday 24 June 2015





లోక సభ రాజ్యసభలలొ
వాకౌట్లు ధరణలు జేసి వేగిన ఎంపీల్
ఆకలి బాధల కోర్వక
మేకల కోడుల బిరియని మేయుట తప్పా? 






...Posted by Ishani

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IYD

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http://www.dandavats.com/wp-content/uploads/srimad_bhagavad_gita.jpg

The Bhagavad Gita has 18 yogas starting from Arjun Vishad Yoga ending with Moksha Sanyas Yoga. None of these was practiced on Raj Path on the International Yoga Day...or, Am I mistaken?





...Posted by Ishani

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Peeping Victim

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https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cartoonstock.com/hobbies-leisure-peeping_tom-voyeur-voyeurism-peeping_toms-sex_life-ksmn4356_low.jpg

"Police said on Monday evening he tried to film a woman who was taking bath in her house. When she saw him she raised an alarm. The people caught him and beat him up. The victim later approached the police."

...DC Page 7 Tuesday 23 June 2015



gps: Which victim?





...Posted by Ishani

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Spell Check Bounce

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http://www.onlinedatingmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/002onlinedatinglawsuits.jpg

"According to the Police, the woman is a beggar and sued to live on the platform."

...DC Page 7 Tuesday 23 June 2015 




gps: Sue the buggers!





...Posted by Ishani
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http://www.vidteq.com/hyderabad/jpg/io/iohceQCOQVIPCCITTCTPO.jpg

https://www.vidteq.com/hyderabad/jpg/vv/vveitQCOEDQQCVIETMCMP.jpg

"AP govt tells liquor shops not to 'invoke' names of deities"

...ToI Front Page Tuesday 23 June 2015





బాలాజీ వైన్స్ మూసెయి!
బాలాజీ దేవుడేర బహు జనములకున్
బోలో జైసాయి వయిను!
సాలా శ్రీసాయ్ తురకనె శంకర చారుల్

...Posted by Ishani

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https://cdn.andertoons.com/img/toons/cartoon3621.png

"Center sorry after RM's tweet on VP"

...DC Front Page Tuesday 23 June 2015




ఒక కాలు ముందుకేసి మ
రొకటేమొ అడుసులొ తొక్కి రుసరుస లాడెన్
సకల జనులుమ్మి వేయగ
రఘుపతి రాఘవ భజితుడు రామను మాధవ్




...Posted by Ishani

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http://s3.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/18bjpvitriol-07.jpg

"Defence minister says he will not speak to the media for six months"

...DC Page 12 Sunday 21 June 2015




తెలియక పలికితి కులుకుచు
పలుకని పలుకులు చిలవలు పలువలు  పెరికిర్
విలెఖరు గరధభ సుతునా
యలులను దగరికి పిలువను అలుగకు మోడీ

...Posted by Ishani

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Preventable Yoga

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http://lowres.jantoo.com/health-beauty-yoga-levetate-levetating-yoga_positions-lunch_break-34506060_low.jpg

"Soon yoga will be the largest preventable health activity in the world."


...Nadda, ToI Page 2 Monday 22 June 2015



gps: Anything preventable must be prevented.




...Posted by Ishani

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https://cdn.andertoons.com/img/toons/cartoon2103.png

Haiku:

A summer river being crossed

how pleasing

with sandals in my hands!

http://examples.yourdictionary.com/examples-of-haiku-poems.html

వందలు వ్రాయగ బూనితి

కందలు కుంటుచు తడబడి క్రిందను మీదన్

ఛందస్సు  చంక నాకగ

ఛాందస కర్మిది చదువురు శ్రమతో క్షమతో !

...Posted by Ishani

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http://static2.cartoonsy.com/preview/78/987d28ae1ec759c

Yoga steps on the political ladder:





ప్రధమము పద్మాసనమును
ద్వితీయ వాయస మయూర తోతాసనముల్
తదుపరి శునకాసనమును
చతురధ గార్ధభ మృగ గజ సింహాసనమున్




...Posted by Ishani

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http://images.indiatvnews.com/politicsnational/Will-Lalu-Nitis19525.jpg

"Bihar Chief Minister Nitish Kumar says BJP is Bharatiya Jumla Party"

...DC Page 9 Sunday 21 June 2015





భామా కలాప మాడెను
ప్రేమా వేశమున నిషితు భాజప తోడన్;
పొమ్మాయని మోడ్ని విడిచి
కామా వేశమున లాలు కౌగిలి దూరెన్

...Posted by Ishani

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https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/852849.jpg

"Congress leader demands PM speak on Lalit Modi-Sushma-Raje nexus, and take action"

...DC Page 3 Sunday 21 June 2015




ఆరోజు ఖాది దండతొ
గారాబ మయినటి బూటు గబగబ తుడిచివ్
జైరామ రమేషా నీ
వీరోజు నిదురను లేచి వాగెద వేలా




...Posted by Ishani
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"Man asks for wine, gets detergent; dies"

...ToI Page 13 Thursday 18 June 2015




గోకకుమీ బట్ట తలను
దూకకుమీ రైలు నుంచి దోషము సుమ్మీ
లాగకుమీ పులి తోకను
తాగకుమీ పబ్బులందు తధ్యము మృత్యువ్




...Posted by Ishani

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