Sunday, August 2, 2009

Letter to DC...Jews

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Sir:

This has reference to Khushwant Singh's op-ed article of Sunday, 2 August.

In his sentence: 'Kasab and his co-murderers killed over 171 Indian men and women, Hindus, Muslims, Sikhs, Christians..'.; I am surprised he forgot to mention Jews. This reminds me of a Soviet regime joke: Jews went over to complain to the Commissar about a graffiti saying "Death to Jews and barbers". The Commissar was curious: "Why barbers?".

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Family of Lawyers

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While looking for alliances for Sonoo on the Net, we got several suitable ones from parents belonging to 'family of lawyers'. Rukmini forbade them all because:
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Heaven & Hell were separated by a Wall
Heaven was fully air-cooled, fans and all

Hell was hellish hot with blazes
Its inmates full of envy & rages

They made a hole in the Wall
So they can enjoy the breezes cool

The Heaven-mates furiously complained
And to Court they threatened them haul

The Hell-bound laughed and laughed and laughed:
"The lawyers all are living this side of the Wall!"
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