Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Physics & Hoi Polloi

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"...Any news that mentions the atoms becomes suspect these days. I only hope this does not mean that belligerent folk are going to be in possession of a new weapon; a combination of figures and symbols with which to paralyse the thinking powers of an enemy nation...."

......RKN (circa 1955)

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Once when all my world was young I was introduced by my M.A. (Economics) IAS B-i-L (Collector & District Magistrate) to his Assistant Collector (IAS), as another young Physics Graduate. The following is a snatch of dialogue between He and Me:

He: What is your current specialization?

Me: NQR...Nuclear Quadrupole Resonance

He: What is that?

Me: A cousin of NMR...Nuclear Magnetic Resonance

He: Ya, I understand...you must be working with Uranium, Thorium, Heavy Water and stuff...I was at BARC the other day

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Another noon I was introduced to a Cashier at SBI, IIT KGP, who joined Banking after graduating in Physics a long while ago.

He: What are you working on these days, Sir?

Me: Cherenkov Effect

He: Does it come under Mechanics, Heat or Sound?

Me: Electricity & Magnetism

He: Ha! All those Swimming Man's and other Rules...very very complicated

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My wingmate in the Faculty Hostel at IIT KGP was employed as a Dairy Scientist at IIT KGP after doing his Post-Graduation from NDRI, Karnal. He had just returned from a one-year visit to the US, getting an MS in Dairy Technology there. He entered my room for a bit of chitchat and found me winding up the first Section of Introduction to my Ph D thesis...(I was young and immature and it started bombastically like: "It is amazing that the discoveries of the present century that did so much violence to our picture of matter and motion left Maxwell's Equations practically untouched...," a sentence that tickled my Guide SDM's formidable sense of prose).

My wingmate picked it up and started reading the two-page essay and remarked:

He: You have referred many times to Taylor, Fourier and Bessel

And winked ;-) and said:

He: Your Guide must be planning to send your thesis to them

Me: Could be

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After two months of arduous waiiting, I was sitting in the Banerjee Typing Center, packing up at last the typescript of my Ph D Thesis:

http://gpsastry.blogspot.in/2010/05/shyama-o-shaymali.html

I was not only young but looked boyish then. A QIP (Quality Improvement Program) Lecturer in Mech Engg (from Raipur), fortyish, entered the Center puffing on his fag and looking very Senior. And asked Shankar-da if his Ph D Thesis typing is over. Shankar-da said, Yes, only the Acknowledgment is left; and quit the room for refilling his snuff box.

Here is the dialogue we had meanwhile:

He: Are you here for your M Tech Thesis typing?

Me: Ph D thesis in Physics

He: Is the typing over?

Me: Just now

He: What is that in your hand?

Me: Acknowledgments

He: (puffing away nonchalantly) Let me have a look

He then browsed through the single page quickly, sat down, and read it slowly, and said:

He: Can I copy it?

Me: Sure

And he was copying it ferociously as Shankar-da returned and smiled. The first sentence was again poetic like: "Words do not suffice to express my profound gratitude to Professor S Datta Majumdar for his close supervision and constant guidance but for which this thesis would never have been written..."

And after a few minutes, he asked Shankar-da to tear off his earlier draft and replace it with this new one.

I can only hope he changed all the names aright, in particular, in the last sentence: "Thanks are due to my father G Radhakrishnaiah for going through the Introduction closely with his blue-pencil..."

My friend Prof NP of the same Mech Engg Department will attest to the truth of the above episode...

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Tailpiece

One evening while I was waiting for Shayma Babu in the Banerjee Typing Center a young Research Scholar arrived and asked Shankar-da if his Fourth Chapter is ready. This is the dialogue that followed:

Shankar-da: Heyn...kinthu ekti doubt aachey ek jagaythe...eta dekhoon...million hectares hobey kimba billion hectares?

RS: Dekhi...eta ami senior thesis thekey tookeychi...apnaar ki moneihoy?

Shankar-da: Billion ti hovaa uchit

RS: Thayi type koroon..


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