Friday, October 25, 2013

My Genealogy

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 My Great-Great-Granpa:

He died fighting the whites
Hoon Hoon Hoon!

My Great-Granpa:

He died fighting the yellows
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


My Granpa:


He died fighting his in-law
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


My Grannie:


She died fighting the punjus
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


My Uncle:


He died fighting the poor
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


My Pappa:


He died fighting the southies
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


My Mummy:


She's ill fighting the foodies
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


Myself:


May die fighting the gujju
Hoon Hoon Hoon!


Give me your vote!

Hoon Hoon Hoon!
Hoon Hoon Hoon!
Hoon Hoon Hoon!




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