Tuesday, November 26, 2013

D(r)ishti

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My son works from Hyderabad as a Project Manager for an American Company. And most Americans prefer to work (if that) during the day and sleep soundly at night. And they have these 4 time zones and a weird thing called Daylight Saving (which means that they are day-birds and don’t want to get up from their cozy  beds before dawn).

And India has just one time zone and no Nightlight Saving. So my son drives to his workplace every afternoon by about 3 and returns home by midnight. I asked him what he really does during those 9 hours. He said that from 3 here till daybreak in America he gets things ready to pass on to the sleeping Americans till they arrive at their office. And then during a couple hours of so-called  Web-Meetings, he passes their office work on to them. And they work on it during their day and will get ready to pass on to the Indians their homework when they open their laptops the next evening at 3.

Crazy arrangement.

It means that my son has to drive back to his home at midnight in the droopy boozy traffic of Hyderabad…that is when all the thousands here who work for their bosses in America ooze out of their offices in the Hi-Tec City and drive like hell to hit their beds.  And I will be daily waiting for my son to arrive at midnight. Then we have our grub and gossip of the day.

A couple of months back in the peak of monsoon here, he arrived duly with a grin lighting up his face and a cramped right wrist. I could guess something was up and asked him what was it…get it out!

And he said that in the pouring rain with a power outage as an add-on, his car on his return trip was involved in what he cutely called a Chain Collision which reminded me of the Chain Reaction we read about in the atom bomb. He said he was driving at 40, like the dozen odd cars before him and the dozen odd behind him…bumper to thumper. 

And then the first car suddenly stopped without slowing down. And you can imagine the rest. There were front and back dents on each car in the chain.

Apparently the driver of the second car flew out of his enraged seat, ran down in pouring rain to the lead car that stopped abruptly, pulled its driver out and slapped him. And the driver of the third car joined the circus. And so on and so forth. And then the rain started howling and they all got back wet as so many hens, and the chain started moving again.

My son said he could start his car somehow and it reached whining at his car park in our apartment block. He then got out and tried to assess the damage. And found that the front fender went inside, like the nose of Battling Billson when he took it on his nose instead of his chin. And the back fender imitated its front. And my son managed to escape with a swollen wrist since he was wearing his seat belt (a thing I never do).

After much coaxing and cajoling he scaled up his estimated speed before braking to first 60 and finally 80…kids will be kids. We agreed that both of us would drive down first thing the next morning  to the Tata Motors Workshop in his wounded Indigo. And that I would be ready by 8 AM. 

When I found him at 8 AM next morning, he was returning from his mother-in-law’s apartment (which is just across ours in the same block) with a red tilak on his forehead and a blue grin on his map. And Ishani was by his side, all joy and merriment. 

Without my asking her, Ishani narrated what happened. Apparently my son’s in-laws got to know of his midnight devilry early next morning and they were racked with mixed feelings…fright at what could have horribly been,  mixed with relief that he escaped with a minor crick in the wrist.

And at once, according to jolly ishani,  my son’s father-in-law (who unlike me knows what to do at such times) went in and fetched a coconut,  smeared it with  vermillion (kumkum) and turmeric (haldi), stood my son in front of him, uttered several mantras, turned the coconut clockwise 3 times and counterclockwise 3 times, went out, broke it into 2 halves,  fetched the water within it in his cupped hands and sprinkled it at the feet of my son uttering some more mantras.

That was what Ishani described to me happened as she watched it merrily…

And she said this mumbo jumbo is called:

“D(r)ishti Removal”

I guess in English it is called Warding off the Evil Eye…

As planned, we two drove down to the Tata Motors basement and met its Bodyshop  Manager (lovely designation).  And he inspected the damage cursorily and announced that the repairs could cost anything between Rs 30,000 and Rs 80,000.  And, as he saw me faint, he consoled us:

“Don’t worry…the Insurance guy will inspect it and pay most of it”

A week later we got back my son’s Indigo all dressed up as good as new. And the bill was on the lower side and 70% of it was borne by the Insurance Company. So we were much relieved and delighted and celebrated the event by adding some accessories to the car.

The car was back in its parking lot and I went up into the bathroom for my Bodywash.  And emerged after 10 minutes…only to find that there is no one at home. And it was half an hour before Ishani returned, all smiles, and said:

“This time it is the Indigo that was subjected to the D(r)ishti Removal Ceremony!”

And I went down and found the Indigo smeared with kukum and haldi copiously…



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