Saturday, January 18, 2014

Humor in Bureaucracy

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DoPT training manual wants babus to use humor to defuse stressful situations

"The central government's personnel department has prepared a manual to guide bureaucrats in ways to enhance their competency of which one aspect is the use of humor to lower tension..." 


...ToI, Page 16, Thursday, January 16, 2014


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Common Man Minister (CMM): Give free water!

Funny Babu (FB): Water water everywhere, not a drop to drink!

CMM: Keep the roads clean!

FB: Jhadu amma Jhadoo! Jhadu le lo muffat!

CMM: Ask my colleague not to criticize me in public!

FB: Dost dost naa rahaa pyar pyar naa rahaa!

CMM: No more gangrapes!

FB: Like the fox and the sourgrapes...hey hey hey!

CMM: Give free topis!

FB: Mera joota hai japanee, mera topi hai ye muffler!

CMM: Suspend Delhi police!

FB: Alla pani de megh de rassi de...rama rope de rassi de latka de...


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