Q: Why do squirrels have 3 stripes on their backs?
A: To remind vegetarians of Trinity
Q: Why do peacocks have a shrill voice?
A: So you don't get deceived by your eyes
Q: Why are cuckoos jet black?
A: Same with ears
Q: Why is rainbow a perfect arc?
A: To show that Perfection is Heavenly
Q: Why do cobras have specs on their back?
A: To cheat drunkards that they crawl backwards
Q: Why do elephants have tiny tails?
A: So you always see the Big Picture
Q: Why do zebras have vertical stripes?
A: To be different from the US flag
Q: Why do icebergs float on water?
A: To inspire you to rise above sin
Q: Why are parrots so colorful?
A: To tempt you to learn scriptures by rote
Q: Why do wise owls shun daylight?
A: Their big eyes can't suffer sin
Q: Why does the early worm get the bird?
A: She was returning from a late night party
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Q: Why do our moon and sun look the same size from earth?
A: To terrify sinners with total eclipses
Postscript
Instead of praying, this sinner is right now blogging during the peak of the longest and darkest lunar eclipse of the century...
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