Thursday, April 16, 2015

The Simian Brigade - Final

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I have now come to the conclusion that our Hyderabadi Simian Brigade is unbeatable in its claims about our glorious past. They have had everything going for them but it is now all gone they know not where.

For instance take the Pushpak Viman of Ravana...they claim it is vastly superior to any airplane built by the hated westerners; for, there is always one seat left in the business class however many tycoons try to fill it up. In fact they claim that the hated Congress party named their jet trainer: 'Pushpak' although it is just a 2-seater.

Then again the congress regime usurped their heavenly voice and named their All India Radio as 'Akash Vani' although their original Akash Vani didn't need such trivia as transmitters and receivers and antennas and radio licenses: 







And the temerity of the Congress regime is unbearable: they named their grainy TV as the Doordarshan whereas the original far-sight bestowed on Sanjay by Krishna in Mahabharat is a hundred times better...everything was visible in a single channel: 








And the laser gun...pooh! Lord Shivjee had already had it in his third eye and the Simian Brigade is awaiting its opening anytime unless you vote for their party and enroll yourself in its vastly growing membership by giving just a missed call:




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