Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Nobody

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"...Where tireless striving stretches its arms towards perfection..."


...Rabindranath Tagore


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Yesternight I didn't blog...stayed browsing http://twainquotes.com/ late into the morning.

I woke up ringing in my mind the Tagore lines above that we had to mug up for our Matriculation Exams...these things happen.

I was pleased that I got the blog-title for today: "Perfection"

As I said many times earlier, getting a snappy title is half the battle...thoughts and words gather around it throughout the day.

And my son asked me to do him a favor (guys these days are adepts at euphemisms) :

I had to travel all the way to the Greenlands Axis Bank and get him his Bank Statement for the past 12 months (these hi-fi Banks don't give good old Pass-Books if you sign in for online banking...and go broke thereby paying credit card bills).

As I entered the Flashy Bank there was a long queue (Monday, yesterday, was a Bank Holiday here for Telugu New Year's Day). But the Dame manning the Counter was courteous to this Senior Citizen and said that their System (another euphemism for the snazzy thing) has gone slow, so, why not sit down and wait for half an hour.

That was fine with me to whom Time has come to a standstill after retirement.

A minute later, a young geek passed by wearing a black T-Shirt with a white-painted slogan on it (as you know I have a weakness for T-Shirt slogans and got into trouble a couple of times...)

This one read loudly:




Nobody is Perfect

And 


I am Nobody





All at once
my blog-title changed to: "Nobody"



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This guy is the 3rd Nobody to have crossed my path.

The first one was the Hero of the Tall Tale told by my Father when I was a kid: Ulysses using "Nobody" as his alias rather cleverly to escape from the clutches of Cyclops.

The second is very recent:

A few months back I got a surprise gift from Flipkart sent by Pratik: a lovely book I read in one sitting.

It is titled: "The Diary of a Nobody"

It was first published in book form in 1892 and has never been out of print! A period piece of the Victorian Era laced with humor (it first appeared in Punch in serial form).



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Well, sorry to say, I am not a "Nobody" and so as imperfect as you are (none of you, I am sure, is a Nobody).

The other day I was browsing my Obituary File that my son retrieved and handed me...the one that had a dozen pieces by my students on my 60th Birthday long long ago.

There were indeed a couple of words dropped: 'perfect' and 'ideal'; but the Occasion rather demanded them and they can be glossed over as quid pro quo for all those dozens of hyperbolic Recos they had got from me.

This Striving for Perfection the Poet mentions is, I think, a symptom of delayed childhood like measles and whooping cough so prevalent during our time.

I distinctly recall I considered my Father a Personification (he taught us this Figure of Speech, giving "Death, be not Proud" as a canonical example) of Perfection...till I discovered that he couldn't solve a Quadratic Equation.

I then lived with my 'Shakespeare Uncle' for a year and considered him perfect since he could quote Hamlet Soliloquies verbatim...till he scolded me in public for sneezing when the rickshaw carrying his darling daughter to the Railway Station was about to take off (he was as superstitious as his Calpurnia).

I then lived for 2 years with my MD Physician Uncle who was rated next only to Hippocrates in his medical prowess but otherwise he had no fancy claims to Perfection...he was a believer in Tulsidas's sound ideas about how to treat alike drums, harijans, cattle and women...

I then went to KGP and thought I met at last the Epitome of Perfection, my Guru and Ph D Guide (SDM)...till one evening he broke down and sobbed for not getting invited to a silly 'Get-Together of Eminent Teachers' of Bengal in Calcutta.

By then I was 30 and gave up looking for Perfection in souls brought forth by wombs (or even petri dishes).

I myself was never an aspirant to the titles of  the Perfect Son, Husband, Father or Father-in-Law since the affected parties loudly dispute it (I fancy I am a Perfect Gran'pa though...Ishani has still to speak).

Still, once in a while, at bed time, I worry that I need not have done what I did, or said what I said, or thought what I thought.

And I ask myself why, with one foot out of the grave, I keep worrying so...

To this question, I have no answer....



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